I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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