Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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