Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
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my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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