Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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