Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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