doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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