and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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