Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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Every concussion has its silver lining
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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