I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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