Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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