In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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