Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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