maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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