I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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