i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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