Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Do vagina's smell?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
