I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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