Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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