check it out our google latitudes are spooning
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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