Pappa wants mamma naked
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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