Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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