Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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