It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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