You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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