My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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