Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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