There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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