She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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