I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
one might say we're banned from that church
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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