i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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