idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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