I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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