I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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