Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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