I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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