You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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