YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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