How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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