You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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