And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I will pee on everything he values.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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