First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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