Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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you're hired as official boob wrangler
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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