Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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