are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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