At least make sure they are 18
Why
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
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he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize