how can u be prego again
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
