careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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