I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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