im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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