I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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