I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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