ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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