my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
its liver damage thursday
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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