Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
my liver is dry heaving
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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