11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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