Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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