We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just want to make out with him forever
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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